I’m an idiot. No, don’t argue with me. It’s true. I thought
today was the first day of spring, but it was yesterday. YESTERDAY. Not today.
Now my first entry of spring comes when the season is well underway. People are
already sick of spring and can’t wait for it to be full-on, guns-blazing summer.
They’re so over this spring they ache for next fall or the winter of 2017.
Everything there is to say about the season of rebirth and renewal has already
been said. I’m sorry. I got to the party late and then I made a big deal out of
it. So not only did I not have the decency to play by the rules I had the
audacity to flaunt my scofflawness, wave it in everyone’s face. Faces? Does
everyone have one face or does everyone have faces? In theory I have a
bachelor’s degree in English. In practice I am an only somewhat conversational
in the language.
Here’s a picture of some blossoms I picked off a tree
and
here’s a picture of the tree I picked it from.
Ugh. If spring had lips it could
kiss my sweet patootie. (sp?)
In the comment section let me know if you think I was drunk
or stoned when I wrote this. I’ll post the correct answer within a fortnight.
If I don’t get any comments and believe me I’m not holding my breath, I won’t
bother to let you know the answer. I’m here for you guys, but even a
self-loathing sycophant has to draw the line somewhere.
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