On this, the 71st anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor, a recipe for baking a toy soldier
180-400 million sperm
1 full metal jacket
1 Betty Grable poster, cut off at the knees
Nylons and chocolate bars to taste
Mix sperm and egg in a large uterus. Allow 9 months for soldier to mature. Deliver transvaginally. Garnish with jacket, poster, nylons and chocolate.